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A) Halloween  - You're expected to hoard candy and give it to children.  - You can go to any house 'wearing' a pedobear-with-a-huge-boner suit.  - Children come to your house asking for candy!  - If anyone screams, people assume it's part of the holiday cheer! B) Christmas  - Dress up as Santa and break into houses without suspicion!  - Children sit on your lap!  - You can call anyone ho's without them realising it.  - Milk and motherfucking cookies! C) Children's Day   - Speaks for itself. Visit an orphanage today, it's like a buffet!  Can't really think of anything else until they add  Pedophile Day for honoring pedo

https://pygmygoatofdoom.deviantart.com/journal/35282173/ ^ Friend's Lady Survey thing. Decided to try to make a man version of it.. so here we are, a man quiz. For real men. MANLY MEN!!! Do you sleep with a bra? ........No. Do you enjoy drama? If not, then action? I don't enjoy dramas normally, and if I do, it's because of other elements ( action, comedy, suspense, etc) or if it's really, really so touching I cry tears. MANLY TEARS. And action? HELL YEAH!!! Are you a manly man? YEAH!!!!.... Well, alright, not so much as macho, really. I've tried but I got sick of it. It does inflate my ego a bit when I show I have a higher pain thresho